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Living in Southern California practically requires one to be on the road quite a bit.  This of course practically guarantees that I see all kind and manner of automobiles.  Most of the cars I see are pretty normal, but there are some people out there who just have no sense of style or taste.  Probably one of the biggest offenders of style and taste are the people who lower their trucks and put extra wide tires on them so the tires stick out an extra half-foot.  However, anyone who puts the extra-wide tires on their Honda Civic Hatchback and then lower the car are a close second, it just looks stupid.  As time goes by and I get more photos of these "silly cars" as I call them I will put up their photos here.

I ran into this sight on my way to Las Vegas, NV this last January.  I still don't know what the hell possessed this person to put a propeller on his bumper.  If someone out there knows what the hell this is for or signifies then email me about it, my address is at the bottom of the page.

A pink Nissan 300ZX! Sheer sacrilege.  Somebody needs to get this person help or get them out of their Mary Kay cosmetics job.

Yet another case of Driving While In A Lowered Civic Hatchback(DWIALCH). Saw this guy on the way home from the Computer Fair in Pomona This person at least doesn't have the extra wide tires thank the gods.  I own a Civic Hatchback myself (The Flashmobile) and I can say this much.  No matter how low it is, no matter how big your engine is, no matter how wide your tires are, your Honda Civic Hatchback will never be a race car.  Its an econo-box, not a racecar people.

This van caught me off guard on the 605N during the evening, unfortunately since the cameras flash went off inside the car the reflection of the dashboard is superimposed over the van.  The multi-colored track lighting reminded me of one of the alien spaceships from Close Encounters of The Third Kind.  Unfortunately for the van the aliens were cooler that way, the van is not.

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